So Wayne Bridge decides not to play for Eng-er-land. So is he a big shithouse who cant face some stick. Has he not got the bottle to go head to head with JT (John Terry.) Well I prefer to take the view that he has done it for a few reasons. First if he did play the media scrum around the England team would be crazy and could damage their limited chances of actually winning the world cup. Also if he joined the squad team members might join sides and thus again limit the small chance of Eng-er-land bringing the cup home. I like England and love the big tournaments as im sure I have mentioned before in a previous blog. None of this im scouse not English malarky. I hope they win it and will ride a few boozy sessions this summer on their tales. Mr Bridge, shithouse or hero ? The media scrum will be crazy once the world cup comes and with the England manager Mr Capello saying no to a world cup song, maybe this one can be adopted and make the Chelski boys feel at home.
Sometimes you think you have seen it all but then something comes on the news and grabs your attention. A man believed to be the son of a 100-year-old woman found stabbed to death at her home in east London has been arrested by police. Hannah Fitzgibbon suffered a fatal knife wound to her neck at the property in Whitechapel on Wednesday morning. She was pronounced dead at the scene. A Metropolitan Police spokesman described the death as “a domestic incident”. A 61-year-old man arrested on suspicion of murder remains in custody. At 100 you would be feeling pretty invincible to most things even getting killed by your own son. Perhaps he was thinking is this bitch ever gonna die and leave me some dollar. Im 61 now and I might pop my clogs before her. Maybe he slipped when passing his mum the letter opener for her telegram of the Queen or perhaps it was a joint effort in a bid to get into the Guinness book of world records with the highest combined age for a murderer / victim and their murderer ? I reckon the BBC should bring back a special one off edition of record breakers with a digital version of Roy Castle and Norris McWhirter. None of this Cheryl Baker and Kris Akabusi shennanagins.
A company selling “Anyone but England” T-shirts for this year’s World Cup has rejected suggestions it is racist after police in Aberdeen visited its store. Police warned Slanj, which also has stores in Glasgow and Edinburgh, that a window display featuring the shirt could cause offence. Grampian officers advised a store worker to consider whether the display was appropriate and should be removed. The poor old Scotch eh, yes I know its Scotts but I know it winds them up. I suppose sales of Scotland world cup kits have been flagging over the last decade and if you get your hands on the world cup second round kit which is being offered by makers Diadora to come with a free live dodo. To be fair though its just bit of fun and as ever its political correctness gone crazy and I am sure the police have paper work better things to do. If England get the world cup final I promise to buy and wear a tartan wig for the final and if they win if will buy a Krankies DVD to mark the occasion. Here is the offending t-shirt.
Fay x x