So another weekend and thankfully Liverpool arent playing to spoil it. Quiet night in tonight after last weekends stag night. Pity we didnt live in downtown L.A as a bar/club called Bordello’s which has dancing girls, cabaret shows and classic burlesque shows. I have come across a special show that would have interested me and the lads last weekend. In January of this year downtown club Bordello temporarily transformed itself into Mos Eisley Cantina for a night of Tatooine-styled shenanigans helmed by Devil’s Playground. Star Wars Burlesque reimagined a host of beloved characters from the film series — from the sexy to the androgynous to the grotesque — as scantily clad female performers, with locals On Blast assuming the role of cantina band. Many of the characters from Star Wars were in the show including C3PO, Jabba The Hutt, Princess Leia, Boba Fett, Stormtroopers and of course Darth Vader. The show is basically sexy girls dressed up as Star Wars faves although I dont think Jabba The Hutt would do it for me. Just like being back in the Grafton surrounded by groups of drunken scouse Jabba The Hutt’s. So next time I am in L.A I might keep an eye out for this event and judging by the pictures below I would quite like a threesome with C3PO and a Stormtrooper !! I dont think the girls go the full hit (Its not that type of club) but I can use the force to imagine the rest.
Good old youtube throws up even more for you here, one for the dads as they say.
So another star into rehab and this time its Take That’s Mark Owen. Its the old face of drink and women this time for Mr Owen. In his defence though he states that he hasnt had an affair whilst he is married. I think the time is near that I enter rehab for my addiction to sausage rolls. I have recently moved onto jumbo sized from normal in a move one specialist drew comparisons from moving from weed to cocaine. I tried phoning up Frank but sausage rolls are only classed as class C under the misuse of drugs act. As you can see below the next step for me is Class A now I have moved onto jumbo ones. I was gonna start dealing and just do a year get in make my cash and get out but the penalties for dealing class C sausage rolls has put me off.
|Class A||Ecstasy, LSD, heroin, cocaine, crack, magic mushrooms, amphetamines (if prepared for injection). Plain 1/4 pounder and fries. Sausage and chips.||Up to seven years in prison or an unlimited fine or both.||Up to life in prison or an unlimited fine or both.|
|Class B||Amphetamines, Cannabis, Methylphenidate (Ritalin), Pholcodine. Jumbo sausage rolls.||Up to five years in prison or an unlimited fine or both.||Up to 14 years in prison or an unlimited fine or both.|
|Class C||Tranquilisers, some painkillers, Gamma hydroxybutyrate (GHB), Ketamine and sausage rolls||Up to two years in prison or an unlimited fine or both.||Up to 14 years in prison or an unlimited fine or both.|
So remember kids drugs are bad and so are sausage rolls. If I dont blog for a few days its because of the rehab, or have I flown off to L.A for some Star Wars kinkyness ?
Fay x x