Election Eve and helpful dogging sign.

Here is a party political broadcast by the Faymondo party. So its general election eve and the almighty has spoken and Simon Cowell has said vote conservative. The scary thing is if that half the muppets who follow his TV shows and vote in his “elections” then we could be in trouble. If the Tory’s get in we will see more of the following chart.

Ahhh fond memories of the 80’s flooding back there not forgetting the early 90’s. Luckily I was not old enough to need a job otherwise I wouldnt of had one but could have had the joy of wasting my time walking around the run down Albert Docks or the city centre which was in decline along with huge swathes of the city. I could have wasted some time on hot summer nights rioting against the police and spend the next day down the garden fezzi. Not that I would of had any money to spend. So that was the city that the conservative party cut adrift. Dont think it wont happen again. Alright this time we have a little bit more to ruin thanks to the recent regeneration, but jobs will go from the region and we will be on the slippery slope of tory neglect once again. Its important to vote and yes I know they are fiddling bastards etc etc (Non worse than the current Liberal Liverpool council and the truth about that will come out one day) but if you dont vote dont moan. Yes ladies your fellow sex lost their lives securing you a vote. Be thankful you can vote, unlike the many countries in the world where you cant. So take the time out for a nice stroll and put an x in a box, or indeed just right your all a bunch of cunts instead but you have taken your time to vote. So I will be having a snooze after work tomorrow and staying up well into the night as I love a good election and cant beat a bit of the old swingometer. Speaking of swinging next topic is dogging.

A fake brown tourist sign, pointing to an “official dogging area” at a Cotswold beauty spot has been ripped down by angry residents. It was put up on the Cirencester bypass at Birdlip and points towards the Barrow Wake viewpoint – a notorious site for public sexual activity. David Parkinson said Barrow Wake’s reputation was a problem for local residents and the sign did not help. Mr Parkinson said: “It does tend to make the lives of local residents impossible. “The viewpoint itself is one of the best in the area, giving fantastic views across Gloucestershire. “You park there and you get accosted by people after ‘stranger sex’, I believe the terminology is. It’s become a no-go area for residents.” He said the sign looked very much like an official one, but he was planning to burn it on a bonfire. So if you go down there and the sign is gone just look for the smoke from the fire that is coming from the burning sign. Me, well I prefer to keep to Otterspool, much more local and when im finished I can walk up Riversdale Road and pop in The Kingsman for a pint and then a chip barm from the Ko-Sing chippy on my way home.

One last thought, come on you one eyed biggot woman hating scotsman who sold all our gold on the cheap and let the banks get away with daylight robbery and cant even give the troops proper equipment. Still better than David Thatcher Cameron though.


Fay x x


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