So as some of you will enjoy and others will become increasingly pissed off with this
world Aigburth wide famous blog as it has all eyes fully focused on the 2013 Glastonbury festival. Such is the anticipation for this years festival that I am heading down on the Wednesday this year so I can spoil you with an extra daily blog and the traditional update of the toilet situation. I have been busy ordering stuff of ebay including a great Mick Jones from The Clash t-shirt. Oh and even some glow stick glasses which will go down a treat with the curly wigs for Chic’s set on Friday night. Hopefully my specially designed wellington boots will be done in time, gonna be a close run thing if I will be proudly walking around the Glastonbury mud in my KLF/Daft Punk wellies. Speaking of Daft Punk my youngest Holly (14 months) loves the “Get lucky” track and indeed loves dancing. It’s obviously genetic and inherited from her old man busting moves first in the o-five-one in 1994 then quickly onto Garlands and Cream. There is no stopping her dance and today’s playlist included “Chic” and “Yazz and the plastic population” !! So I thought it was only right and to buy her some clubbing gear. So to go with my wellies and also a T-shirt I have bought I treated the youngest to a KLF baby grow as pictured below. So me and Holly are heading to bed for a disco nap about 8 tonight then it’s onto town. Trips to town on a Saturday for me now consist of a few pints, the Lobster Pot and the last train home as the bedraggled youth head into town on the last train to start their twisted evenings. So after our disco nap I might head into town with Holly in our dad and child KLF attire. I am assuming that Garlands is the only club about these days, the closest thing I get to a club at the age of 39 is the Legion on Rose Lane. Oh the days of coming out a club and it was light. Wont make any difference it being 4am to Holly as she is quite often awake anyway !! Maybe I will have a mad crazy clubbing relapse at Glastonbury and hit the after hours bit big time. Just a question if I could cope with the aftermath of such a crazy session? Oh yeah KLF fans rapper Ricardo Da Force popped his clogs earlier on in the year and has gone to the big Justified Ancient of Mu Mu in the sky.
So I am blogging this being down with da yoof listening to some Disclosure on Spotify having a pre US Open golf Desperado, wondering if Desperado comes in plastic bottles to take to Glasto or I will opt for the normal cans of Magners which is a mighty sharp drink on the tastebuds to have first thing in the morning. It also gives you a bit of courage to play toilet roulette and get the Barry White for the day out of the way in the cleanest possible portaloo. So all eyes will be heading towards the weather forecast over the next 10 days to see if we are gonna get a mudfest or a repeat of 2010 which was glorious and the wellies were ditched.
It seems the duck bus has bitten the dust today with another one sinking in the Albert Dock. This time with 30 people on and thankfully everybody got off safely. The sinking even made breaking news on Sky News. It was quickly established that it was not a terrorist attack, this comes not long after Merseyside Police confirmed a suspicious package destroyed in a controlled explosion by the bomb squad in South Liverpool was “an elaborate hoax.” Police, firefighters and ambulance crews were called to Aigburth Road after the item was discovered near the Territorial Army barracks. That turned out to be a cardboard box with fluff in !!! I am not sure I can take to many more terror alerts on the streets of Liverpool. I mean it just backs up the decision to go into Iraq and Afghanistan and makes Tony Blair look like a (war) hero !!!! Would have been quite scary on the duck bus when it was going down and despite me in my last blog saying getting the new iphone 5 wasn’t as quite exciting as past phones I would have been a bit pissed off if only after a few days it ended up soaked with the water of The Albert Dock and then wading over the Apple shop soaked to the skin trying to explain “No mate it deffo hasn’t been dropped in any water kidda”
Fay x x x x